See I'm wise enough to know when a gift needs givin' (yeah) And I got. It's my dick in a box, my dick in a box girl.
It's my dick in a box, my dick in a box babe. For over three decades, SNL’s sketches, celebrity guests, and current-events humor have wowed audiences into the wee hours. Girl ya gotta know you're my shining star. “Live from New York, it’s Saturday Night!” NBC’s Saturday Night Live is an intensely entertaining mix of comedy and action on American late-night TV. The Dick in a Box collectibles are currently available to order. We recommend these SNL collectibles for ages 18 and older. And that’s the way you do it!” Belt not included.
The included instruction sheet tells you how to use it: “Dick in a Box. One red and one silver, each features a removable lid, real satin ribbon and bow, a belt loop for easy attachment, and a hole on the side just like in the SNL sketch. These Christmas-themed gift boxes are made of cardboard and measure 9-inches wide x 9-inches long x 7-inches tall. Perfect for costumes or gift giving is the Saturday Night Live Dick in a Box Wearable Gift Box Costume – Set of 2. One red (pepper) and one silver (salt), each features that all-important hole on the side, so you can fill them with salt or pepper, of course. Wanna get you something from the heart (something special girl). They measure 2 1/2-inches tall x 2-inches wide x 2-inches long. Not gonna get you a house in the hills, a girl like you need something real.
These Christmas-themed gift box replicas are actually salt and pepper shakers made of ceramic. The front is red and the back is silver, and there’s even a round black spot on each side to represent the hole in the box in the SNL skit!Įveryone wants a dick in a box for the holidays, so why not get them two? Also based on the SNL skit comes the SNL Dick in a Box Salt and Pepper Shakers – Set of 2. Take your Dick in a Box to lunch! Made of metal and measuring 8 5/8-inches wide x 7-inches tall x 4-inches deep, the attention grabbing tote features an adult-sized handle and bright, festive gift box images on both sides. The Saturday Night Live Dick in a Box Tin Tote features colorful Christmas gift box images on both sides and mimics the boxes from the popular Saturday Night Live skit. New from Bif Bang Pow! are these fantastic SNL Dick in a Box collectibles! Nothing says “I love you” like Saturday Night Live’s Dick in a Box.